The 7 Most Insane Things Ever Done to Get Out of Something
You can run home every afternoon, hoping to God that your mom hasn't checked the mail yet, and then dispose of it if you're desperate, or alter it if you're skillful enough. Or else, God forbid we even mention it, you could take the punishment and buckle down, apply yourself and take your education seriously.
A young boy from Alabama claimed that, after leaving school on report card day, he was abducted by a man with a pistol and forced into his car. But with a cool head, quick thinking, cat like reflexes and probably a really hot girlfriend across town (she goes to a different school; you wouldn't know her), the boy managed to escape and leapt from the vehicle to safety. Sadly,
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The police and the boy's parents, presumably too jaded to believe in the invisibility granting powers of the boy's magical trumpet, became suspicious at this detail, and he later confessed to making the whole thing up.
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Maybe you can just try to take some night classes at the community college,
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Like Peter Laurence Axelrod, who robbed a bank despite having no interest in the money. He strode into the bank, gave the teller a threatening note,
mulberry tasker, complete with his fingerprints and oh yeah, his full name and address written on it looked square into the security camera, presumably offering a resigned shrug before heading home to wait for the cops. See, Axelrod figured that federal prison (the uh, "better" prison?) was better than his crappy life, and they can't send bills there, so he'd just hop in for a few years while he figured his life out.
The only problem being that the bank robbery didn't fall under federal jurisdiction, it came under state. Meaning state prison the "worse" prison he was hoping to avoid. And he's not hopping in for a summer vacation,
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Oh, and that child support he didn't want to pay? It totaled less than $700. At the time of arrest, Axelrod was working as a personnel director, a job for which he was paid approximately $60,000 a year.
Life on the run is harrowing,
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One last mad dash to a country that doesn't extradite? Try to cop a plea deal? Face the music and throw yourself on the mercy of the court? Fake your own death?
Actually, that last one sounds pretty reasonable. If you can pull it off. In this day and age of constant connectivity and science fiction caliber monitoring technology, that's got to be damn near impossible. But, like Bennie Winnt, you've got nothing to lose. Believing the police were after him for drug charges, he faked his own death and went into hiding, living a secret life for the better part of 20 years. That all came crashing down, however, when he was pulled over in South Carolina by the state police. He tried to give a false name, but wouldn't you know it? They actually check that
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After he confessed, police contacted his fiance, ex wife and daughter (four years old at the time of his "death") and told them their family member was alive after all these years. Furthermore, they informed him that, despite his confession, they were not going to arrest him, they were not currently patrolling the streets for him,
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For more criminal stupidity, check out The 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses of All Time. And discover the best criminal defense the web has to offer, in The 5 Creepiest Defense Attorney Websites.
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